I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Dignity is for republicans.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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