Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
