I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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