Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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