Grow some girl-balls and come out already
vagina is talking i cant
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The uberlube is also flammable
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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