I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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