i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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