p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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