Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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