you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Houston, we have a blender
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
