This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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