she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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