yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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