I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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