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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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