Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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