Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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