who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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