I smell stomach acid.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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