where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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