All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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