is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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