did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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