How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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