ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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