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He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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