Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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