we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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