Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think my moral compass just broke
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
