do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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