careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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