you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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