I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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