You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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