I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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