So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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