how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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