i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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