i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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