How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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