is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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