I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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