Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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