I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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