sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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