It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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