I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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