i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
