I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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