Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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